Bush's Top Ten Excuses for Bailing on Social Security "Reform"

1. I decided I already fixed it.
2. My plan looks better when it's not actually implemented.
3. ...Or proposed.
4. ...Or scrutinized.
   
5. Social Security Plan? What Social Security Plan?
6. You know what would really fix Social Security? Tort reform!
7. AARP kidnapped my children and made them gay.
8. Campus Republicans gave away the surprise ending.
9. I had to get back to bankrupting the rest of the government.
10. Unless the Democrats agree to come around, the only way to pass this would be if the Republicans dominating the House and Senate actually believed in it.