Wacky Races: Red or Blue?

RED:
Penelope Pitstop (She's from the south.)
Arkansas Chugabug (Ditto, though Blubber Bear may harbor doubts about the President.)
Rufus Ruffcut (C'mon, he's a logger.)
Army Surplus Special (They're military guys, though their patience may be waning.)

BLUE
Peter Perfect (Polite, Big chin, easily pushed around...He Practically IS John Kerry)
Professor Pat Pending (he's a scientist. How can he NOT be blue?)
Creepy Coupe (They're Goths)

UNDETERMINED/NON-VOTER
Red Max (military, yes, but also European)
Boulder Mobile (They watch Fox, but still don't vote)
Anthill Mob (Can't vote because they're ex-cons)
Dastardly and Muttley (They combine Karl Rove's ethics with Bob Shrum's competence.)