Disney Buys Marvel, Announces Projects

Yes, the House of Mouse has acquired the House of Ideas. While you're waiting for your Marvel Zombie friend to finish explaining why Marvel actually acquired Disney, here's a look at just a few of the new projects Walt and Stan have planned for you:

Finding Namor
The Fantasia Four
Xavier Institute for Higher Learning Musical
Holy Hannah Montana!
The Sorcerer Supreme of Waverly Place
Old Yeller Jacket
The Suite Life of ZZZAX and Codename: Spitfire
Modok Tails
S.H.I.E.L.D. M-O-U-S-E
The Incredibles and Fantastic Four Get Together For a Backyard Cookout That is Quietly Fraught With Unspoken Tension and Resentment