Disney Buys Marvel, Announces Projects

Yes, the House of Mouse has acquired the House of Ideas. While you're waiting for your Marvel Zombie friend to finish explaining why Marvel actually acquired Disney, here's a look at just a few of the new projects Walt and Stan have planned for you:

Finding Namor
The Fantasia Four
Xavier Institute for Higher Learning Musical
Holy Hannah Montana!
The Sorcerer Supreme of Waverly Place
Old Yeller Jacket
The Suite Life of ZZZAX and Codename: Spitfire
Modok Tails
S.H.I.E.L.D. M-O-U-S-E
The Incredibles and Fantastic Four Get Together For a Backyard Cookout That is Quietly Fraught With Unspoken Tension and Resentment

Garfield Minus Garfield

Have you ever seen Garfield Minus Garfield? It's a brilliant website that addresses a question many of us have asked over the years: do you know how stupid you look talking to your cat?

Yes, this site reproduces Garfield strips with the cat digitally erased from action, leaving resident human Jon Arbuckle, well, talking to himself. But isn't that what you do when you talk to a cat?

It got so big that a book was published with creator Jim Davis' blessing. It's fun to look at, but it ruins the premise by publishing both the "Garfield minus Garfield" strip and its unaltered original on every page, thus robbing the "minus" strips of their existential oomph.

The Questions They Won't Answer

Is someone asking the right questions at last?

I propose this: Answer the questions in this video, and you answer everything.

You Might Be a Republican...

...If you think Robin Hood is a villain and Ebeneezer Scrooge is a Hero.