A Story Worthy of the One Finger Salute

Well, that missing Boy Scout in Utah managed to keep Fox News viewers' mind off of the Downing Street Memo for a day or two...and why did it happen?

"We've also told him don't talk to strangers... When an ATV [all-terrain vehicle] or horse came by, he got off the trail. ... When they left, he got back on the trail."

"His biggest fear, he told me, was someone would steal him," she said

Great...missing children mania produces missing children, which produces missing children mania...