Monday, August 01, 2005

Bob Says: Do You Want a Right Wing Comic?

Bob Says: More comics to carry? http://accstudios.com/

What he sent me is a press release of "Liberality For All", a comic book about right-wing talk radio hosts battling a UN-dominated regime in the future.


From the website:

America's future has become an Orwellian nightmare of ultra-liberalism. Beginning with the Gore Presidency, the government has become increasingly dominated by liberal extremists.

Oh, no, the U.S. government in the hands of extremists? It's too frightening to think about!

In 2004, Muslim terrorists stopped viewing the weakened American government as a threat; instead they set their sites on their true enemies, vocal American conservatives

Ugh, the targeting of journalists. I can't even imagine such a horror

Our weakened government has willingly handed the reigns of our once great country to the corrupt United Nations.

Our constitutional freedoms scrapped in the name of security? Ugly scenario.

Rupert Murdoch's decision to defy the Ann Coulter Laws' hate speech legislations, has bankrupted News Corporation. George Soros has bought all of News Corps assets and changed its name to Liberty International Broadcasting. LIB's networks have flourished and circle the globe with a series of satellites beaming liberal & U.N. propaganda worldwide.

The once-great Fox news organization becoming an ideologicalgical tycoon's propaganda machine? Say it ain't so!

Reagan McGee has grown to manhood in an ultra-liberal educational system: being told, not asked, what to think.

Ugh! I can't imagine teachers being forced to scrap science in favor of dogma disguised as science, while mindlessly drilling test answers into young minds in lieu of encouraging critical thinking.

America's administration of 2021 (President Chelsea Clinton and Vice President Michael Moore)...

Whoah! this might be a little too much to believe. America would elect someone whose only credential is being the spawn of a former president? And to add "balance" to the ticket, a paunchy, frowning, bespectacled misanthrope who makes no attempt to hide his contempt for those around him? Still, in science fiction, I guess anything is possible...

... has culminated in a truce with fundamentalist Islamic terrorists, or so America is told.

Um, and the administration would say, "We know most of the terrorists came from your land, but in the interest of political expedediance we'll appease you and try to lay the blame elsewhere?" And they'd get this past the American people? I just don't know.

I guess it's all a little far-fetched, but people can say whatever they want...as long as its not disrespectful of out president or against the interests of national security, of course.

2 Comments:

At 8/22/05, 9:00 PM, Blogger Miss Templeton said...

Here now. What's this about "dogma disguised as science?" I'm pretty sure that the Flying Spaghetti Monster will not approve of such blasphemy!

 
At 8/28/05, 11:32 PM, Blogger Monster, Indeed! said...

Goodness, I never meant to inpugn the Flying Spaghetti Monster with my post. A Flying Spaghetti Monster could never be wrapped in dogma, though it can sometimes be put in a doggie bag.

 

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